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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages,

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A man called his child’s doctor, “Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?”

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Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands.

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 A crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?” “John,” the new seaman

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A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to a doctor for a complete check-up. After a while, the doctor came out with the

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Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!” Nobody stands up Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!” Little Johnny

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A middle-aged woman went shopping at a grocery store. After shopping, she walked over to the cashier to pay for her goods. The cashier

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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know

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A woman listened to her suitor’s marriage proposal, and then said, “I’m sorry, Fred, but I cannot marry you.” “Why?” he asked. “Is there

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Two guys were walking through a game park when they suddenly came across a lion that hadn’t eaten for days. The lion started chasing

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A bank robber pulled out a gun, pointed it at the teller, and then said, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The

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At the doctor’s office, Mike was getting a check-up. “I have good news and bad news,” said the doctor. “The good news is you

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