A husband and wife were driving to Abuja.
As they approached Kafanchan, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth, and then they stopped for lunch.
At the counter, the husband asked the waitress, “Before we order, please could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?”
The waitress leaned over the counter and said, “Tan-ta-li- ser.”