JOKE OF THE DAY

JOKE OF THE DAY

A man went to church and prayed, “God, I need a break. I need to win the state lottery. I’m counting on you God.”

Having not won the lottery, the man returned to church a week later and once again prayed, “God, about the lottery thing… I’ve been kind to my wife. I’ve given up drinking. I’ve been really good. Give me a break. Let me win the lottery.”

A week later, still no richer, he returned to pray once again, “God, I don’t seem to be getting through to you on this lottery thing. I’ve been using positive self-talk, saying affirmations, and visualizing the money. Give me a break, God. Let me win.”

Suddenly, the heavens opened up, white light and heavenly music flooded the church, and a deep voice said, “My son, give me a break! Buy a lottery ticket!”

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