JOKE OF THE DAY

JOKE OF THE DAY

Richard left work one Friday evening. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spending his entire salary. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife. Finally his angry wife said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

He replied, “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her out of the corner of his left eye.

The woman had beat him black and blue.

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